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Hardware-independent means it doesn't run on any computer.
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This mail is delivered using 100% recyclable electrones.
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Have you heard about new Microsoft's crystal ball?
Anything you ask, it answers: "Not enought memory, add 20MB and try again"
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If god wanted human to work with computers, he'd equipe them with fast I/O ports
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Quadrature of a circle? Phew! Try to install Windows95!
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Sex is 1 of 9 reasons for reincarnation; the other 8 are unimportant.
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When the lights are out, all woman are beautiful.
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Virginity can be cured.
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Your Hard Disc is dead, but Eddie lives!
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Wanna keep your system ABSOLUTELY secured? Use: su -c "chmod -R 000 /"
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File not found - Should I fake it?
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What is this red button fowr9Y~~m NO CARRIER
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How to double your disk drive space: Delete Windows.
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Avoid hangovers: Stay drunken.
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/etc/passwd: no such file or directory
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Microsoft: brings power of yesterday to computers of today.
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Life could be much easier if we have its source code.
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#define QUESTION (2B || !2B) // Shakespeare
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